Friends, accidental internet searchers and loyal readers…lend me your ears!
Hello. It is me. I am back from outer space.
I am no mirage.
Technically speaking it wouldn’t matter if I was a mirage because you do not actually need to see me for this relationship to exist.
Just believe that I do. It’s easier.
I have returned from a semi-blog sabbatical. It was cold, dark and mid-level painful. But the light has returned to the end of my tunnel and led me straight back to you!
Aren’t you just the luckiest? Bless your hearts
I apologize for my lack of blog-awesomeness. Though I was not totally neglectful (due to my OCD nature and ability to plan several Thinking Thursdays in to the future) it has been a lack luster couple of months on the Boondock Blog. No longer will that be the case! I will never (although in all reality probably) ever be so absent from my cathartic ranting that so enhances your daily reads.
(Yes, I realize that this may/probably be a somewhat not exact truth. Roll with me people. I am only a mere mortal. Disagree and receive my undying affection)
So life this fall threw the old girl some curve balls. BIG curve balls. And desperate as I was to catch them and through them back I instead let them knock me down. (It happens, mere mortal remember?)
That’s right. I shrugged.
Now, it may not be as catastrophic as say Altas shrugging but I like to liken myself to that club. Official t-shirt is in the mail.
I let myself wallow in the miseries that attacked my door this autumnal season. And as a result I dropped the blogging ball. I indulged in sleep, food and general laziness.
But guys, guess what? I laze no more.
Like a phoenix, I too am rising from the ashes!
(Mock not the dramatic reference. Wait. Upon a re-read, mock on)
“I am back Jerry and loving every minute of it!”
Although I may not completely be in my right mind, I am in fact coming back around to just left of it. And that means that I will back to sharing my every stream of conscience thought with YOU!
Ahahahahaha! (Envision evil witch laughter. Yes, that’s what I did)
So are you ready? Will you be back?
I know I will!